Kristen Stewart: Rebel Without a Clue

I had no intention of writing another blog about this tart. But then I saw the picture below,  and just could not help myself. Kristen, you asked for it. This is someone who claims she doesn’t want attention, hates having her photo taken. Boy, she sure does do alot of magazine covers and photo shoots for someone who doesn’t like getting their picture taken.

Faux ingenue shy Kristen Stewart loves her middle finger. I don’t. Neither do millions of mothers and fathers of her young fans.  I’ve seen at least 6 photos of her using the ‘gesture’. Nice girl. Uh…Robert? What the heck are you doing. Snap out of it. Rob is so darn nice, the nicest human any of us have had the pleasure of admiring for such a long time, such a gentleman. This is truly sad, the fact that the lovely Robert Pattinson has gotten railroaded into a relationship with someone so…um, thoughtless, moody and rude. I’ve never seen Rob give the finger, and the cameras are alot more interested in him than they are of her. Kstew uses the ‘f  you’ salute instead of a wave, and now she’s using it as a fashion statement. Lovely. I hope Rob’s parents have seen what his son has aligned himself with, and not her nicey acting when she needs to win over parents, directors and talk show audiences.

We thought she was just so upset with the paparazzi that she kept flipping them the bird, now little shy girl is giving the middle finger to her photographers in photo shoots. Kristen Stewart wins the BOOBY PRIZE FOR BONE HEAD ACTS OF INSOLENCE.

Kristen Stewart: Poor Little Famous Girl

In my last blog, FREE ROBERT PATTINSON, I expressed that if Kristen gave the finger to the press (ultimately to all of us), one more time…low and behold…upon their recent trip back to Los Angeles from Canada, she flipped the bird again. Notice Rob following her like a puppy dog. Doing a cool film like ‘On The Road’ has certainly upped her stock with poetry loving Robert. It’s the first time I’ve seen her leading the way, looks like she’s in charge now.

“maybe if we look all glum and miserable no one will notice us”

Let’s be happy that the Beatles, Elvis, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and a slew of other megga famous people didn’t act like this when the big fame hit.

Kristen, so many of your fans are pre-teen, do you HAVE to flip the bird AGAIN?

You claim you never wanted all of this, but after doing a tad of research, your climb to success doesn’t exactly look like you didn’t want fame and your choices only fueled it.

For one thing,  the two of you together  is what is called a ‘power couple‘. As a duo you cause more commotion, and um, Rob is the most sought after person on the planet, who you chose to attach yourself to.  We know you worked it girl.  Then you’re pissed when all the cameras are on you, after teasing the press and public into a frenzy regarding your mystery ‘relationship’.

There are ways to stop the madness – here’s one! This is a really strange thought for co-stars, because you have been hanging out together so long and know eachother so well…and can’t imagine not being together…fall in love with someone NOT in entertainment! Even though you work together and went through getting famous and all that really seemingly deep stuff – and apparently have melded into your on screen characters. (I’m waiting to hear about her mistake pregnancy to mirror the next sequel of Breaking Dawn, pls God no). Your lives would gain so much more balance and peace, and you might be able to obtain that long time togetherness with someone who is NOT a press magnet, who you can be with and leave the ‘biz’ behind.  If you look at the celebs who have significant others not in ‘the business of show’, they last ALOT longer. You have fallen for the oldest cliché in the book, falling in love with your co-star.

I was saddened to see she finally hooked Robert before he gets a chance to really see what’s out there with an open heart. Especially given we are greatly influenced by those we spend time with, her negativity and bad attitude are sure to rub off on Rob, it’s science. Since Kristen got him where she wanted him, she’s been smiling more, (who wouldn’t be) – and he’s been pouting more. He has to walk on eggshells and deal with her explosive temper. I noticed at the last awards show he attended with other Twilight cast members, Robert sat next to Ashley Greene with his hands between his legs. God forbid if the camera caught him touching another woman even casually, KS would hit the roof, like it was reported she did last year over Meagan Fox.         -    I do not envy Rob for the cage he is in.

Perhaps he needs constant stimuli and Kristen’s explosive nature and split personality keeps things interesting.  Rob, take up boxing or parachuting from planes, something!  Does he really want to chance this jealous, insecure, crude drama queen being the mother of his children? She’ll say, she only acts like this cuz… I don’t think she’d be content anywhere, she’s got issues, let’s face it. And it’s pulling Rob’s image DOWN. She’s an embarrassment to him, but he can’t see it, he drank the Kool-aid.

I don’t doubt she loves him, you can tell. I don’t doubt he loves her, you can tell.   They may both be awkward, shy, Indie loving people, but their differences – her being controlling and negative, he being upbeat and loving his freedom, is bound to have an impact in the future after the lovey lusty bliss wears off.

She definitely loves misery, and  being in love with someone as alluring as RP will bring her exactly that in the future. Rob knows it. She knows it.  No matter what he says or feels now, time changes everything. Maybe they are made for eachother, and a dysfunctional relationship riddled with insecurity is what they both want. I think Rob deserves far better.

I liked Stewart at  first, or her image, Indie chick with conviction…but she is a walking contradiction. I’m sure people have noticed how she snapped at Rob a couple of times on talk shows telling him to ‘stop being so self deprecating’, now she’s 10 times worse…  ‘I’m so clumsy, I fall all the time, I’m too shy, I’m young, I can’t handle this,  that’s why I act like a wet mop.  How did she turn into Bella, this frail girl who is Rob’s job to protect. Or is she just channeling her inner Bella to be the damsel in distress, knowing kind Rob is responsive to other people’s suffering.

Perhaps the little flower who can’t do anything by herself, doesn’t want to face the public who have seen and heard about her throwing tantrums, giving the finger instead of a wave on a regular basis, whining, complaining,  making excuses – then capture the worlds sweetest guy who everyone adores, and treats him like shit in public.  KS is bossy and controlling, says so herself.  Now, why on earth would anyone say anything bad about her? hmmm. As Jimmy Kimmel said,  Rob is one of the nicest guys on the planet. He’d be putty in anyone’s hands he was feeling something for and his co-star takes advantage of it full stop.  Everyone loves Rob and feels protective of him. Someone needs to be,  he obviously can drift into dangerous waters. Kristen acts bi-polar.

Here’s the kicker – Little Miss Angry Starlet did not have to suffer for her art. The girl didn’t have to struggle very hard for her fame, her parents are in the entertainment business. She’s from LA so she never had to  live like a dog to get into acting. I imagine the school she went to where the ‘agent’ saw her was filled will show biz folks, or perhaps the agent was invited by her parents. Things sound different when you know the details. I went from thinking she was super cool, to super bratty and spoiled.

Lastly, for someone who claims to be so ‘Indie’ and cherish her privacy…Miss ‘In Control’ did not design her life in a way that would give her the privacy she so desires. Kristen deplores attention. Hello, ACTRESS? She doesn’t want to be judged. Hello, ACTRESS! I mean, if you sign up for the war, there’s a chance you could get hurt or killed, it’s kind of part of the package that this is a definite possibility. Do a whole bunch of movies, there’s a chance you could get famous.  Why didn’t you do plays out in the middle of nowhere if you just love ‘the art of acting’, or those little indie films you talk about...you played The Ring Toss Girl in THE FLINSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS. Was this role particularly challenging so that you felt you had to do it?  Now that you’ve got a slew of commercial films and the biggest block buster series under your belt,  you want to be Inde? WWWhat?! The girl is in the Twilight ZONE.

How do you not want to be an actress, and do 17 ‘made to sell’ commercial films by the time you are 19 years old? Kristen doll, that’s called sell out.  If Jack Kerouac (writer of On The Road, and who the film is about), were alive today he would have scoffed at Hollywood making a story of his life. THAT’S INDIE.

Jack Kerouac was the king of cool, Beat poets hated commercialism.

One thing I will give her, Kristen Stewart is are a very clever and obsessively determined girl. I mean, just this past November  or December in Vanity Fair Rob claimed he was single, (respectable magazine, actual interview), it appears Kstew closed the deal when she followed him home to England for Christmas. His Aunt spoke up and is less than thrilled with he being captured by his co-star.  Kristen played hard to get, then reeled him in like a pro.

Overall, her contradictions and then know it all attitude are annoying.  If she would only stop sticking her foot in her mouth and acting like she’s better than everyone cuz she’s ‘faux’ indie and anti. She called acting being a professional lier. I’m sure actors everywhere appreciated that. It’s more like she has anger issues and uses her ‘anti’ facade as an excuse. She’s full of excuses isn’t she.

Kristen Stewart is  filthy rich and wrangled the most beloved  guy around and walks all over him, in spite of all her BS.  Sorry, It’s hard having sympathy when you look at the whole picture. I so enjoy Rob’s character and now am forced to endure seeing this little vampire being with him ALL THE TIME. ugh. Stewart’s current reality – what people think of her, the hounding press, everything - is because of CHOICES SHE HAS MADE.  The super fame is because she chose to do sequel upon sequel of a wildly successful film series and hook up with the wildly popular Robert Pattinson.

Next thing she’ll say the paparazzi is just too much, and talk Robert into moving to a far away place so she can monopolize him further.  And she’s giving US the finger?

Kristen Stewart is this generation’s Yoko Ono.

FREE ROBERT PATTINSON

The poor lad, everyone wants him, young girls, older women, the paparazzi, his co-stars…he can’t have a smoke without screaming girls and paparazzi on his tail, or one of  his female co-stars following  him – and falling for him. Poor Nicki Reed, that’s got to be tough.

It’s not his fault that he’s the most charismatic actor and person to come along since …James Dean or Marlon Brando. He might even give Elvis a run for his money. That’s right folks, I said it, quote me, he’s that caliber of appeal. The guy has everything in spades. Huge heart, incredibly good looking, soulful, talented, humble. I’ve never seen anything quite like him. Robert Pattinson is one in a billion, and the fact that he has no clue how special he is, adds to his appeal.

Everyone adores him, including know it all Kristen Stewart who has fallen hard.  It’s looking more and more like she’s snared herself a 2nd co-star, and rules him with an iron fist.  That’s just what actresses do when there is a super hunkster lead opposite them.  Poor guys, don’t know what hit em, they can be so disheveled and railroaded into situations they think just…happened.  These girls know how to get what they want, they know how to become indispensable. Guys, HIRE A GREAT ASSISTANT. CO-STAR HOOK UPS: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe,  Reese and Jake, Ashton Kutcher and Britney Murphey,  Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise (while he was still married to Mimi Rogers), Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe,  Angelina and Brad (while he was still married to Jennifer) Kristen Stewart and her last boyfriend, oops. and so on. THIS JUST IN!  On again, off again couple & TRUE BLOOD STARS Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyers just wed. Awww, how special.

It’s the perfect set up. While ‘working’,  actors are practically quarantined and under house arrest with their co-stars. sometimes in a far away places, in plush hotels, with lots of spare time and rehearsing – including love scenes. I mean, come on. Actresses know how to…class? act!  They act hot, they act cool, act like everything is fate, like the perfect mate – even when in the real world, the two are like oil and water. That all comes out later…after they have kids n stuff.

These guys are MARKS, they’re wanted men, who millions of fabulous women would give 300% of themselves to. But they get nabbed by steadfast and effective filming companions while filming.  They get locked into a place that becomes familiar, but not really ‘right’. Which is why it doesn’t last forever, or even 5 years. Of course, who am I to say?  Stats don’t lie.

Rob Pattinson is a straight shooter, he tells it like it is.  ROB is like a DOG,  STEWART is like a  CAT. He’s fun, loveable, adorable. She’s sly, standoffish and ornery. Meet someone in an unnatural setting of making a film, fall in love, YOUR KIDS HAVE ROTATING FATHERS IN THE FUTURE.  I think Mr. Pattinson deserves more than that, I so don’t want him to end up another statistic. Separately, they are interesting, together they are a cliche. Mind you, this is my opinion, my blog, and this is how I see it. Sorry if this offends anyone who see them as destiny Edward & Bella, it’s fantasy in my book. Like so many, they believe the roles, they become their roles, the lines get blurred.

Who’s pushing for a relationship?  KStew has had one longtime boyfriend her entire life… all she knows is one on one. Rob, on the other hand. In order to avoid paranoia from guys who shy away from commitment, slick chicks know how to wrangle them in. Girls are not wired for casual relationships, especially when the object of their desire is of the magnitude of yumminess as Mr. Pattinson. I mean, Kristen should bless her lucky stars for the  geography, being in the same place with the worlds sweetest hunk, for extended periods of time. You form a strong bond, you’d love just about anyone who accompanied you on the journey they both took. It’s only natural that being together so much, it becomes a pattern that is established, more than an soul connection.  Hey, this is only my take, but it’s my blog, so I say what I want.

I  recall the poor guy just wanted to buy a house in LA, (disheveled hunk needed assistance. WHERE is his management??) He even asked Ellen Degeneres on the air to help him find a home in LA> It was then reported that Kristen Stewart took up the task…go figure. Somehow, no house was found and he ended up crashing at her pad, or that’s the lore, if true, how lovely for Kristen. Robert, darling, sweetest being I’ve ever seen, beware of any offers, from anyone. No matter how innocent and casual they may seem, 99% of the time there are ulterior motives. Although YOU don’t live your life that way, so many others do. Stewart is a relentlessly determined girl, thoughtfully cunning and very good chess player, this I have to give to her.

I think most people would agree with me that a big part of Roberts intrigue is how darn nice he is. It just makes you want him to win. Kstew, on the other hand, if she sticks that middle finger up ONE MORE TIME… Kristen, you think you’re so smart, but you need to get it together. Rob wouldn’t do that, it’s crude and obnoxious. You’re a brat. Stop it.

The tantrums, the crude gestures, the jealousy, hanging on guys to make him jealous, the bossiness, the blatant disregard for his image – when Barbie Doll dressed Kristen  pushed Rob’s face away at the MTV Awards, I wanted to reach through the screen and pull her pony tail extension off.

She took full advantage of Roberts carefree and kind demeanor, treating him like her water boy, here, ‘take the statue slave boy’, shoving it at him,  it was disgusting.

I’ve heard the actress profess she’ll always be in Rob’s corner – another manipulation. She made that sentiment a major issue, so of course, Rob must in turn be in hers. The troubled actress must have known she would need him in her corner, because she is prone to so much turmoil, sticking her foot in her mouth and behavior that requires apologies. Another snare Kristen set for dear Mr. Pattinson, which would require more from him than he ever would have suspected.

I’ve watched them appear at events and when Rob pushes his hair back in his trademark way, she then does the same. He bites his nail, she does the same. She’s obsessed with him like everyone else. If I was Rob I would lose it if I had a monkey following me around mimicking my every move, my clothes…nice hat Kristen.

However, she cannot mimic his tact and grace.  She is still just out of her teens, impressionable, apparently has anger issues, and as much as she wants the world to believe she is evolved far beyond her age…time and reality have told a different story. Rob is the prodigy, Kristen a good little actress who contradicts herself at every turn.

I conclude the reason they never announced they were a couple is because they never were a couple. Their romance started as convenience and now it’s an addiction.

There are two more films to be made, and Rob has to appease moody Kristen and her feelings for him- and she is SUCH a drama queen. He couldn’t date anyone if he wanted to…Kristen would hit the roof and it would effect the last two Twilight films.

Just a note of interest: Rob visited strip bars in Vancouver the last time they filmed there, and it was reported Kristen has taken the role of a stripper for an upcoming film.  This girl goes to extremes, covering all the bases.

My heart goes out to Robert, truly.  His beloved anonyminity is gone, his love life has to suffer because of a love sick co-star and mega fame, and the paparazzi are ravenous to get a glimpse of him.

May he find peace in the arms of someone outside of the film business, may the paparazzi let him breathe, may Kristen Stewart let him live his life without captivity and ultimatums.

Madonna’s Nausea Inducing Orphan PR Pic

Cant’ say I didn’t see it coming, only I didn’t think it would be this blatant .  Madonna’s PR  released this airbrushed press photo of Madge holding Mercy James on a previous trip to Malawi. Feeling sick yet?

Clearly we can see the pic is doctored to make Madonna look lovely. Even given a sepia photo finish, which softens  the  drastic contrast of a white woman, dressed in white with bright yellow hair  - surrounded by glum looking orphans. You can tell she has been coiffed, natural looking but coiffed, meaning, most likely she brought along a hair stylist.  And a photographer (of course). On the private plane. The English media reported it was ironic that she goes to such a poor and impoverished country, in a grandiose and pampered fashion. They reported she  brought a trainer, and gym. To Africa. To adopt an orphan.

However Mercy James is  not an orphan - she has a father, who didn’t want the ‘pop swinger’ to adopt his child. Here is an article of the father when he first entered the picture, and the sad background that led to Mercy being in an orphanage.  http://tinyurl.com/cfvwh6    So,  how DID she get the kid? By any means necessary.  Even the child’s Grandmother said she was hassled so much by adoption people – being prodded by the demanding diva’s handlers , she finally caved.

How much could it cost to support a family in Africa? Pennies on the dollar. But Madonna put in a ‘to go’ order and nothing was going to stop her from adding these two good looking ‘near orphans’ to her collection of photo ops, I mean family.  She picked them like flowers from Their garden and they’re now on display for everyone to see. Except…those who love them the most, their flesh and blood  - who live lives of great hardship. Never mind them.

Ok, how are you feeling now, a wee bit queezy?  Careful as you read on –  best to get a plastic bag from the grocery store and keep it handy.

For the ‘philanthropic campaign promo pic’ (above), notice she seems to have no connection with those around her. No one is smiling or having a good time, this pic couldn’t be any more staged.  It’s a wonder no one  from ‘Madonna Press Unlimited’ thought of photoshopping smiles on their faces. If she reads this, or one of her goons does, they will report back to Madonna Central, and the next photo op she will be sure to warm up the crowd first, or maybe hire a comedian do it. Chris Rock would be great.

It never ceases to amaze me what levels Madonna will stoop to next, and how she just can’t see how incredibly nausea inducing this is, or doesn’t care.  Raise your hand if you find it disturbing that it appears Maddy is using African impoverished children to improve her image.  Woe, the breeze from all the hands raising with fervor in unison may cause tsunamis worldwide.

I’ve noticed when she gets bad press, she does something…redeeming. The girl has been crucifying herself (crude acts for press), then redeeming herself for decades. I mean what do you do if you are getting a blizzard of bad press from – liiike - breaking up a man’s marriage (A-Rod) when his wife (Cynthia) is about to give birth to their second child (that does not spell caring about children)…all this before the Pop Diva’s  divorce was final.  She wastes no time that one.  ARods wife cited Madonna as a reason she filed for divorce – Uh oh. Followed shortly by playing house with a Boy Toy less than half her age – newly adopted son in tow, this is the 4th father figure he has known in 2 years, and certainly not the last. All this while telling the High Court in Africa (dragging Guy along despite their marital problems, and divorce rumblings galore) that the child would be going to a stable and happy home. yyyeah.  Shortly after the adoption was finalized, Madonna and Guy divorced, then Guy’s father leaked the fact that his son hoped the adoption wouldn’t happen. The truth is in the DETAILS PEOPLE.

As her children get more and more confused, her PR trumphets Madonna as Mother of all the Universe. Wait a minute! Wasn’t that uber young, stud muffin Jesus the one she claimed she was just good friends with, after they did the sexy photo shoot where they just about had sex for the camera? HEY!!  Mommy Kabalists aren’t supposed to fib! Well, maybe she meant friends with benefits…

Like when Bill Clinton said he had NO SEXUAL RELATIONS with that girl, reasoning that her tooting his horn was not included in the meaning of sexual relations. It’s all about personal definitions folks! Which means reality is something you can create to your own specifications and none’s the wiser!  Except some people pay attention, and those nasty dress stains. Wonder if Monica could sell her famous frock on ebay?

Gone are the days of the sincere crusaders like Audrey Hepburn and Jane Goodall trekking through Africa, who did things with genuine concern, in their wrinkled safari outfits with no make-up. These woman didn’t have self appointed press crews documenting their steps, flown in by private jets with their personal trainers and God knows what else. They certainly did not release re-touched photographs to the media of they with the underprivileged children. Nor did they have their PR hammer the news media with glorifying stories about their profound benevolence.

Another thing they didn’t do, maybe most important of all, is convert African children from Christianity to a rogue sect of another religion. It is reported that the branch of Kabbalah Maddy is devoted to, is criticized by others of the Kabbalah community. Goodness, no, they would never want to impose that type of Religious meddling. Reports from the UK stated that thousands of children have already been taught Kabbalah, and that they are converting and confusing these children who are taught  theories that do not work in their world.

Instead, true philanthropists went about  their charity work quietly  and gracefully. No one questioned their intentions, it was plain to see they were sincere. I’m quite sure Audrey would have disapproved  of Madonna’s pandering and self interest, but being Audrey, she would have been far too gracious to speak of it in public.  I, on the other hand, am not.

I am certain had Audrey adopted a child from anywhere , it would have been one without extended family, and with the utmost concern for all involved. If a father stepped forward, as Mercy’s did, surely they would have met him and heard his story, and been happy for the child – making sure they were both provided for. Not our Madge! Instead her PR vilified the young father, workers at the Orphanage were instructed to refuse to allow him to see  his daughter when he tried, his child who he had thought died with his girlfriend in childbirth.

How ya feelin? I have noticed people become either nauseated or enraged when they hear the details of Madonna’s antics in Africa. If you happen to react with the second emotion, grab a pillow and punch it – pretend it’s Madonna. She’d probably enjoy that sort of thing in the flesh given the pics from her sex book. Oh, that’s the past, never mind.

Surely someone like Audrey Hepburn wouldn’t adopt a child when she was about to embark on a world concert tour. Madonna said through Twitter that she was taking her kids on her tour with her “They go where I go!!” was the quote, on Perez Hilton’s website. I don’t understand the continued gay allegiance, I mean, she turned her back on the gay community so many times. Never admitted she swung both ways, and when asked what she thought of Eminem calling gays fags when it was a heated controversy, she took the low road and supported Eminem, saying it’s a free country, he can say what he wants. NOT something I would expect someone who’s core support has been the gay community. Madonna has built a career from the press not paying attention to her shortcomings, and her PR hammering exaggerations about how great she is. I very much beg to differ.

Anyway, dragging those kids along on her tour should be considered child abuse. You know it’s all about Mommy’s schedule. The bewildered African child is about to be carted from place to place, screaming crowds, paparazzi, put on display in a very confusing atmosphere.  Madonna’s world tour started less than two weeks after she recieved the child by mail order from Malawi…she was delivered by handlers, as Madonna is smack in the middle of rehearsals for her tour. Hurl or punch at will.

That reminds me,  I recall seeing  pictures of the Material Ghoul, at a swanky event taking photo ops with various celebs like Chelsea Clinton and Donatella Versace – while holding her daughter Lourdes hand. Lourdes was about 5 and she had this saddest look on her face, which Madonna seemed completely oblivious of, or apathetic to.  Come to find out, it was little Lourdes birthday, and Madonna dragged her to Mommy’s grown up event.  I wanted to grab the little girl,  give her a balloon and a piece of cake.

I just wonder what kind of stable family and home Madonna and her attorneys sold to the African Courts and the children’s family members. It has been reported Maddy’s nannies keep quitting, but are sworn to secrecy through signed gag orders. Her brothers David and Rocco will be coming and going between countries to see their Dad, and then of course there is Carlos Leon, who seems to be able to see his daughter Lourdes when Madge needs an extra hand. Somehow Judge Lovemore Munlo of Malawi was convinced that Madonna could give this sweet, innocent little girl a secure home and family. The smoke they must have blown up his butt…or perhaps, no, never…but there have been many rumblings of bribery.

If you look really, really closely at the retouched pic of Madonna holding Mercy, you can see where they airbrushed out the horns. Most of us can still see them though.

If Jen Could Do it Again

You know, I don’t blame Jen for still having stains after losing a gorgeous catch like Brad Pitt to another woman. However, if you look at all the dynamics, personalities and propensities, it was almost inevitable.

For one thing, Brad Pitt has a history of falling for his co-stars – remember Gwyneth Paltrow and Seven? At the time, Brad was a major star and a down to earth nice guy, and she was an upscale socialite, just getting her acting going. Do the math (she is friends with Madonna). Sparks flew while making the film and probably some clothes, next thing you knew, they were the ‘it’ couple. When the chemistry is on, he’s been known to take the ride. I forgot how he and Juliet Lewis met, anyone? 

Mind you, I am not at all saying anything bad about Angelina or Brad, I respect them, applaud them and love what they’ve shown the world, the risks they’ve taken, sacrifices they’ve made to walk their talk. I’ve worked with Brad – great guy, thoughtful, generous, funny.  They are two of the coolest people around,   I’m just making observations and trying to help the female race.

Seriously, acting is having free reign and getting applauded to maul, fondle and cuddle a person of the opposite sex, who you hardly know. It’s a license to cheat and that’s the risk you take when you get emotionally attached to an actor or actress. Want stability?  Marry an attorney. Connecting intimately with someone is like playing Russian Roulette – because you -just -never –know. The heart does not listen to logic or know anything other than it’s deepest longing. It’s fickle and flattered and has a mind of its own beyond all the willpower you can muster.           No matter how many times someone (men seem less iron clad to withstand temptation) promises, ‘I’ve done this a million times, it’s just work, it means nothing…’, and means it, that was then. That was until a person comes along who feels just like them in the opposite sex and a chemistry that is undeniable starts to grow. And they’re far away. Secluded. In their own little world. I mean seriously, you’d have to be the Pope. Or Noah Wyle.

When you’re locked on a film set for the majority of a couple of months, you can’t even do the right thing and distance yourself. It’s a spawning ground for infidelity and a crap shoot that someone may come along who is just the right combination to make your ‘Boo’ blow a fuse and convert. Think Ryan Phillippe and Abbey Cornish after Stop-Loss. Reese Witherspoon made a nice rebound with Jake Gyllenhaal after they co-starred and became involved on the set of Rendition. Mimi Rogers found out her marriage to Tom Cruise was over after he co-starred with Nicole Kidman in Days of Thunder. Mimi said that she found out Tom was with Nicole from the tabloids! Ouch. Maybe it’s some kind of Scientology custom to cheat on your wife and then to avoid confrontation or guilt, pretend she doesn’t exist? I wonder if when Katie turns a certain age, Tom will trade her in for a younger actress. Just noticing a pattern here.

Listen, if I was married to Brad Pitt and a film came up starring he and the world’s most alluring vixen, which included love scenes, my response would have been “hell no you’re not” or “…aaaand you’re trying to torture me becaaaause….?”, or “That’s fine, as long as I can tongue wrestle with Johnny Depp”.  Remember these words “Men are visceral, they respond to base emotions”.          They have body parts that involuntarily get ravenous. I mean, Keira Knightly, Kate Winslett, anybody else but a woman who’s sex appeal breaks the meter. Angelina walks by and clothes just melt off men and women like butter. It is simple math: gorgeous + assertive + sensual +  smart + fun =  irresistible – keep your man away.                                               

If Jen knew then what she does now, she would have been throwing tantrums and standing on a high ledge of a tall building until Brad caved and turned down the movie. Girlfriends typically don’t want to be the complainer, the stick in the mud, seen as insecure. She had to have been petrified when her husband, the sexiest man alive, went to make this movie, away from home, with Angelina Jolie, a sex Goddess temptress of mythic proportions. No doubt ‘left out of the loop’ Jennifer kept up a secure front, was speed dialing her therapist and consoled by friends. Oh if things didn’t have to be so darn politically correct and Courtney Cox could tell us the whole story. Inevitably she supported her dear friend, helping her to trust and have faith, to believe in her husbands promises, assurances and love. Women can feel their lovers energy on a subconscious level, and can feel when the connection has been weakened, no matter what he says or doesn’t say.  Her trust has been severely torn, and if she says it’s all healed, I don’t believe it. Betrayal is a painful thing. It rips you from your gut, because those we are closest to become part of ourselves, they are integrated into our energetic fabric. So everybody give the girl a break.

Brad’s a very decent guy, this kind of thing happens, that’s why cupid is often portrayed in art getting spanked by Venus,  for causing so much mischief with his arrows.  I imagine Brad went through his own attacks of conscience (in between being consoled by Angelina’s soft and legendary lips), when he was alone and conflicted. Of course, there’s the outlook that if two people are able to be torn apart, the adhesive was not strong enough. Regardless, if your significant other is ‘all that’, you’ve got to be on guard and ready to go to battle, fighting off agents, therapists and the inclination to be agreeable. Note to Demi.

For those of you who hate on Brad, Angelina or both because of the repositioning of lives, destiny hath spoken. The alchemy created by their being together has set an example; love is a common denominator of all races -  roll up your sleeves and contribute to the common good. 

 

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